Hullo Everyone!

There was a tall man from Cornwall
Whose length exceeded his bed.
“My body fits on it
But barely upon it
There ’ s no room for my big Cornish head!

E. M. Snickering, “The Tall Man from Cornwall”


Plan B - The Recluse

Oh yeah they call me the recluse

‘cos I don’t go outside for nothin’

no one

is gonna make me leave this room

oh no they can tell me nothin’

no way, hey!