(Source: , via toocooltobehipster)
There was a tall man from Cornwall
Whose length exceeded his bed.
“My body fits on it
But barely upon it
There ’ s no room for my big Cornish head!
—
E. M. Snickering, “The Tall Man from Cornwall”
Plan B - The Recluse
Oh yeah they call me the recluse
‘cos I don’t go outside for nothin’
no one
is gonna make me leave this room
oh no they can tell me nothin’
no way, hey!
(via apartment4a)


